Pottymouth and Stoopid by James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein

Author:James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein [Patterson, James & Grabenstein, Chris]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humour, Childrens
ISBN: 9780316349635
Amazon: B01LZP29XR
Barnesnoble: B01LZP29XR
Goodreads: 32078585
Publisher: jimmy patterson
Published: 2017-06-12T05:00:00+00:00

I think the actor playing Pottymouth was the same guy who did the voice for the Principal Blerguson character, because Pottymouth’s imitation of the principal was dead-on perfect (even better than Michael’s Principal Ferguson impersonation in real life).

“Greetings, greezspittle students and floofilating faculty, this is Principal Blerguson, your head dorkalodoofus, speaking. The authorities have advised me that zombies from Mars have just landed behind the school. They are not here to learn. They are here to eat your brains. You are, therefore, dismissed for the day. Kindly evacuate your classrooms and cover your ears, kids, because that’s where Martian zombies like to stick their brain-sucking straws. Have a nice day, you flufferknuckles!”

Stoopid came running into the scene, chased by the slow-moving Mrs. Toothface.

“Woo-hoo!” shouted Stoopid. “School’s out!”

“Run, you flufferknuckles!” cried Pottymouth. “Run!”

While Pottymouth and Stoopid attempted to slap each other a high-five (Stoopid missed), dozens of panicked, screeching cartoon kids streamed out of classroom doors.

Principal Blerguson, with a whole roll of toilet paper stuck to his shoe, came running out of the staff bathroom, the roll trailing behind him. Mrs. Toothface slipped on a banana peel, landed on her bottom, and bounced down the hall like a runaway tennis ball, crying, “Oh my! Oh my!” the whole way.

While the panicked mob fled from the school, Pottymouth and Stoopid casually strolled along the sidewalk.

“So, what do you want to do now?” asked Pottymouth.

“I dunno,” said Stoopid. “Maybe play electricskateboardball?”

“Hicklesnicklepox! That sounds awesome!”

And the show ended with Stoopid racing across the driveway on a really fast motorized skateboard, tossing up his shot, and, of course, slamming into the garage door.

Again.

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